Born and raised in Miami, the best thing I ever did for my mental health and sense of compassion was move to Fort Lauderdale/Davie when I was 22. says: Chris, enjoyed reading your thoroughly thought out rant, if one can call it that! 21- Miamians laughing at this ARE dumb, not the rest of us. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. And dont plan on leaving. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) I felt like my life has come to an end, and i almost committed suicide, i was emotionally down for a very long time, but thanks to this spell caster called Great Baba whom i met online after my friend Paul Tricia told me how he also helped her to bring back her husband in less than 2 days. Much more civilized place. Miami International Airport has the most international flights, second only to JFK Airport in NYC. Did someone say most people are bilingual. Of course some of the points on the list are true, but like other people have said, having crummy parts is true in any other city. [it appears they havent. Lived in Boca Raton for 6 years. And yes you knew this before arriving here with your 5 suitcases and $100 dollars in your pocket. [CDATA[ They are probably stuck 30 cars behind them. The Spa Concierge works to maintain the Spa's five star standards. Listen, its called humor. Comparing a turd to a pile of vomit.. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) According to the report, the average driver in Miami will experience an auto collision every 7 years. Miami is a sanctuary city. Rick, you are a complete moron!! says: Yeah this is really dumb something on this article may be true but then again some arent. Its also pretty sad for someone like my self who doesnt speak spanish that of the jobs have to be bilingual. says: Miami is full of stupid cubans who need to go back to cuba . Thats all you see in Miami? If you want to be around people who speak English in Miami then you have to go to English-speaking pockets like airport, the downtown area, Coral Gables, or Miami Beach. Denis Leary and friends (Lenny Clarke, Whitney Cummings and Adam Ferrara) uncover all types of douchebags, from homophobic senators to drug companies. (10) If you cant be able to satisfy your wife By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_qDEF7nI59m').innerHTML = output; Its a third world county now. I used to always complain about the heat in FL, and now I have the opposite and I would much rather be hot than freezing cold. says: The only people I socialize with are my husband, my son, and the concierge and security in my building. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_S8Z8YRwK7A').innerHTML = output; } For anyone above who says its notyoure who they are talking about in this article. If you move to other cities, different problems will unravel as well. (8) If you need financial assistance. Free $60 Account Today's Best Bet. To the degree that Miami continues to be hostile to English speakers it will continue to lag behind the majority of other large U.S. cities. I suggest you go back to elementary / high school and educate your self on geography & world history. }); [CDATA[ +2347052958531. var output = ''; Thomas S. Mogavero Well everything sounds true but he forgets to tell about all this fat Americans with terrible fashion. They are known as Spanish-isolated.. Those from up north vacation in South Beach a week or two and immediately think Miami is the city for them! Not A Miamian once again make sure you contact him if you have any problem he will help you. I wanted to make it out there but my love of beaches wont be able to beat out the lack of traffic, affordable housing (paid ours off in 6 years), FRIENDLY people, and well we do have the mountains. I just like to play the idiot, with idiots like commonsense, who draw their self worth and value from the accomplishments of others, at the expense of others, degrading and dehumanizing people to feel superior. Doc's Sports Prediction, Preview, and Pick Inside. You are the type of people I was making fun of when I was in college because their major is a joke and all you did was party in frats and do keg stands and stumble hungover into your classes the next day to write a prose. Its sad that that is the first thing and often the only thing Floridians can come up with as a redeeming quality to living here. Jeesh Erick, that run on sentence.. says: I think your just a hater and are mad that NO HOT Spanish girl wanted to get with you. Everything is fake here and people are the dumbest. LOL. The first things anyone from a real city will notice is people are dumber, lazier and ruder in general compared to most other cities. Then she gave me the email address of the spell caster whom she visited.{Oviedokogo@gmail.com}. I felt like my life was about to end i almost committed suicide, i was emotionally down for a very long time. JumpingBean People dont read, or even speak halfway decent English- and Im talking about the ones born in the U.S. Miami is a city that many Latin Americans immigrate to because they are tired of struggling in their even more financially-depressed native countries where robberies, rapes, and murders go unpunished. THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Josh Mattey, Mr. Ill do anything to try to be cool. (5) if you are deaf and blind and you want to see and hear again. Julia I now live in NCAnd I know realized how stupid I once was. People have no clue how to drive. Northern Virginia is beautiful. Same thing happens with this city. says: Youre just envious hillbillies. You immigrants are granted permission to live in my country,so speak my language. HELLO! In all honestly, Miami is its own kind of animal that does not resemble anything close to the rest of the country, which is great, but hard to get used to if youre not from here. thank you Dr Eku and may your gods ever reward you for your good deeds.. Abeykelly Thanks. Beach @ 10 document.write('
